| LINE OF THE WEEK February 27th through March 5th, 2005 |
| Feb 20-26 The church is prayer conditioned. Feb 13-19 Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift. Feb 06-12 When God ordains, He sustains. Jan 30-05 We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.. Jan 23-29 In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma -- but never let him be the period. Jan 16-22 A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. Jan 09-15 Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope. Jan 02-08 Give God what's right -- not what's left. 2005 2004 Dec 26-01 He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. Dec 19-25 Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Dec 12-18 Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. Dec 05-11 If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. Nov 28-04 One of the most difficult things to give away is kindness--it is usually returned. Nov 21-27 Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Nov 14-20 The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. Nov 07-13 Foolproof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools. Oct 31-06 We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy the moments. Oct 24-30 Life may not be the party we hoped for... but while we are here we might as well dance. Oct 17-23 There is no present because by the time we acknowledge that a moment has happened, it is the past. Oct 10-16 Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. Oct 03-09 Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Sept 26-02 If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? Sept 19-25 Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? Sept 12-18 Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Sept 05-11 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Aug 29-04 The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late. Aug 22-28 Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on. Aug 15-21 Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. Aug 08-14 Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. Aug 01-07 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. July 25-31 If you pray, why worry? If you worry, why pray? July 18-24 It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. July 11-17 Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. July 04-10 Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and dreams you're seeking require courage and risk-taking. Learn from the turtle-- it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck. June 27- 03 It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done. June 20-26 Nothing is real to you until you experience it; otherwise it's just hearsay. June 13-19 We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your precious moments. June 06-12 He who dies with the most toys is still dead. May 30-05 A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. May 23-29 Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. May16-22 The most important things in your home are the people. May 09-15 A dislexic agnostic insomniac lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog. May 02-08 Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. Apr 25-01 Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging! Apr 18-24 Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. Apr 11-17 God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. Apr 04-10 Do the math. Count your blessings. Mar 28-03 Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they are there. Mar 21-27 Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. Mar 14-20 When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. Mar 07-13 As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home every day. Feb 29-06 Love people and use things - Not love things and use people. Feb 22-28 If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry. If you still worry, you are an Atheist and don't believe God and His promises. Feb 15-21 Faith is the ability to not panic. Feb 08-14 Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections. Feb 01-07 He who runs from God in the morning will scarcely find Him the rest of the day. Jan 25-31 If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Jan 18-24 No man ever repented of Christianity on his deathbed.... Jan 11-17 You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. Jan 04-10 If you're going to worry, there's no need to pray and if you're going to pray, there's no need to worry. 2004 2003 Dec 28-03 There is no key to happiness - the door is always open. Dec 21-27 The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity. Dec 14-20 The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. Dec 07-13 Peace starts with a smile. Nov 30-06 Prayer should be the key of the day and the lock of the night. Nov 23-29 Truth consists of having the same idea about something that God has. Nov 16-22 Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead tell your storm how big your God is! Nov 09-15 To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world. Nov 02-08 Remember - don't drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly. Oct 26-01 Father, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing this day! Oct 19-25 Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. Oct 12-18 When the Atheist is in his casket and, not believing in heaven or hell, he is all dressed up and has no place to go. Oct 05-11 Two priests were overheard talking. The first priest said, "I like funerals better than weddings." The second priest said, "Oh, my goodness, why?" The first priest said, "They last longer." Sep 28-04 I don't know why some people change churches: what difference does it make which one you stay home from? Sep 21-27 The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you. Sep 14-20 We don't change the message, the message changes us. Sep 07-13 The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. Aug 31-06 Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty! Aug 24-30 If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats! Aug 17-23 He who angers you, controls you! Aug 10-16 God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. Aug 03-09 God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over religious nuts!" July 27-02 Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees. July 20-26 God grades on the cross, not the curve. July 13-19 Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. July 06-12 Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them. Sun. 29-05 God doesn't call the qualified, he qualifies the called. Jun. 22-28 Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. Jun. 15-21 We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. Jun. 08-14 Don't put a question mark where God put a period. Jun. 01-07 A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are sitting on the premises. May 25-31 To make a long story short, don't tell it. May 18-24 God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? May 11-17 The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion,"...... May 04-10 Quit griping about your church. If it were perfect, you couldn't belong. Apr. 27-03 Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever. Apr. 21-26 When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. Apr. 13-20 People are funny - they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. Apr. 06-12 The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. Mar.30-05 It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. Mar.23-29 Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. Mar.16-22 Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews. 2003 |
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