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And Here's Robin Williams'
Top 10 Reasons To Be An Episcopalian:

10. NO SNAKE HANDLING.

9. YOU CAN BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS.

8.   MALE AND FEMALE, GOD CREATED THEM; MALE AND
        FEMALE, WE ORDAIN THEM.

7.   YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHECK YOUR BRAINS AT THE DOOR.

6.   PEW AEROBICS.

5.   CHURCH YEAR IS COLOR-CODED.

4.   FREE WINE ON SUNDAY.

3.   ALL OF THE PAGENTRY - NONE OF THE GUILT.

2.   YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO SWIM TO BE BAPTIZED.

        ...and the number one reason to be an Episcopalian:

1.   NO MATTER WHAT YOU BELIEVE, THERE'S BOUND TO BE AT
        LEAST ONE OTHER EPISCOPALIAN WHO AGREES WITH YOU!

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